Watch The Thrones, Week 4

Episode 4, Season 3

For this installment DJ Undacut posted a series of messages between Dublin and himself.

UC: Well, that was pretty much the most badass thing I've ever seen on television.

D: Daenerys is coming into her own. Big time.

UC: I actually jumped for joy when the little dragon lit up that bald asshole who sold her The Unsullied. I love this show!

D: I didn't move. I was rapt. I was curious if they were going to be able to pull off that part as good as it is in the book. They nailed it.

UC: Jorah and Barristan had to just stand there and react the whole time. Mad facial expressions

D: The music they played through the scene pumped up the tension too.

UC: We can't just talk about that scene. Other shit?.

D: Was there? I kind of thought Daenerys getting her army was the only thing that really went down this episode.

UC: A lot of Varys in this one.

D: And I like Varys. But I'm not that interested in what he's scheming about.

UC: It doesn't compare to Daenerys getting an army. Fa sho.

D: What is Margaery up to?

UC: Don’t have a clue. Do you think she actually likes Joffery?

D: No. In fact, that scene where she gets him to open the doors to the people? I thought she was setting him up for assassination.

UC: I feel that. I hoped for that!

D: What did you think of the Black Watch boys going off the deep end?

UC: It bummed me out. The Bear shouldn't have to go out like that, getting stabbed to death by his own men.

D: That was a bummer. A lot of blood bubbling up out of mouths too.

UC: I guess you get stabbed in the back and the blood comes out of your mouth?

D: It was a depressing because these are the guys that are supposed to protect the kingdom and they chop each other to bits from paranoia and hunger.

UC: Fuck Craster though. I’m glad he got his.

D: What are you looking for next week?

UC: Some shit from Robb for one. All he’s done is brood and chew people out. It’s time he whooped some ass.

D: They’re really putting Jaime Lannister through it aren't they? To make us feel bad for him?

UC: Straight up. They’re putting him through some “Passion of the Christ” shit. I guess it's so Brienne will feel bad for him.

D: He did save her from getting raped.

UC: Sure. But the guy's a prick. I don’t care if he gets whooped on.

D: I do like Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. He plays Jamie really well.

UC: He’s hella good. Still a prick tho. See you.

D: Bye.